Soapbox on Chavs

Dont even take on me started on chavs CHAV Council House Anti-social and Violent. Weve heard about them all before, and we see them on the streets all the time. We all hate them and Im here to explain why they should all be banned and preferably incarcerated.They are hygienic know for their advanced linguistics and decent attire. The first thing we notice when seeing a chav are their tracky bottoms or should I say their underwear, because their trousers unremarkably hung down in the ankle region. They are usually aged about 16-22, and their stereotypical dress code would probably be wearing the famous snapback facing in a 90 degree angle, of course, wearing baggy fake adidas tracksuits with tonnes of fake gold jewellery which they mickle barely carry. These mint are in gangs acting as if theyre 8 foot tallish and built up like a rugby player, in the corner of the McDonalds car park.I once unfortunately came into contact with one of these gangsters on my way walking back home from my comrades house. I was half way there when I exactly looked to my left and saw few filthy unwashed scum in a hoodie. I was trying my best to avoid when he shouted at me Yo fam, ya got a cig on ya mate. Fam is an urban abbreviation for family I was thinking to myself that how could this pathetic, low-life nitwit even think that I am his family or related to him in any possible way, whilst I didnt even bother turning his way. If you havent already seen one, they are easy to spot, just look for people with a gangster limp.Dont get me wrong, I mean Im not a judge a book by its cover kind of guy, I have reasons for why I despise these people. Anyway its their own faults for why they are in that situation because theyve all dropped out of high-school, and ran away from home living off on government benefits. wherefore should we constantly pay our unnecessarily high taxes for a bunch of self-homeless townies? And Im not existence sexist about this either because there are also female chavs or better known as chavettes, which quite frankly arent any better.These anti-social group of ugly teenage girls, black and white, who usually hang around near shopping centres, waiting for someone to p*** them off. There are the slow teenage girls who hang out in groups of threes on their phones, chewing gum obnoxiously loud, with 1 telephone in acting as if they are 10 men shouting at a precise kid two or three years younger than them. Then there are the 14 year old pregnant girls who will ram their pushchair right into the back of your foot, and give you a menacing glare, like wat u gna complain.They try to make a name out of themselves by scratch fights and causing riots to get in the news to frighten the innocent people at home. Most people are afraid of getting out of their houses after sunset due to these bad men as they like to address themselves. Isnt it funny how the majority is scared by the minority? I sound out it adds to their gangster factor though, and also assists in making them look hard. I mean, come on, if we saw their un-matured, shaver face walking down an alley, we wouldnt exactly be scared would we? Even though they world power be carrying a knife in their pocket waiting to shank you, more than half of them I bet wont even know how to use it.It is quite obvious where these people get the idea from, it is all these disgusting celebrities the teenage girls obviously follow celebs like Nicki Minaj and the boys attempt to imitate 50 cent and lil wayne.With all this in mind, I hope you will come to an agreement that they are a waste of space and this contagious disease should be dealt with before more of the youth in straightaways society catches it. So please, friends join me in my rebellion and together we can make chavs history.